You could NOT ask me a more irrelevant, boring, uninteresting and absolutely pointless question, even if your life depended on it.
Piss Off Congrats, you have exceded well beyond my wildest expectations, you really deserve an honest and intelligible answer. While I’m busy contemplating, analyzing, thinking, trying, philosophizing - I hope you will show me some patience. I will get back to you. As soon as humanly possible. I promise. Really.